Hello

Hello World...it has been a while and I have neglected you. The good thing is I have prime material for some new blogs, and hold onto your seats cause your about to enter my convoluted world (once again) . Ahh where to begin ? Should I discuss my failed attempts at finding gainful employment, my less then ideal romantic liaisons, or just my overall disdain for these last few weeks of life. Lately, I've been feeling like God has personally sent a little dark rain cloud to follow me...causing nothing but pain and frizzy hair. Sooo I turn to my blog and write, and while I may not be great at it..its my personal therapy ( and its a hell of alot cheaper than a psychiatrist). Soo buckle up...stay tuned and enjoy the ride.

I wish there was a 12 step program for getting to know someone.

Hello World. it has been awhile but that doesn't mean there is a lack of things to talk about. These last couple of months have proven themselves to be very busy. My normal end-of-the-year routine has been somewhat interrupted by the introduction of a new found romance (ohh--lucky me). Yes, it caught me by surprise but sometimes life has a funny way of throwing you a curve ball when you least expect it. Like all my relationships ( and pretty much anything in my life) this new found romance has been the source of a lot of internal dialog between myself and Nirol( my overly articulated self-conscience, whom never ceases to confuse the hell out of me). Over these past couple of weeks I have put on my best "new-relationship game face" and have tried to get to know this person the best way I know how...by watching bad tv together on my very comfy couch. Well one day I was sitting on that very same couch and an episode of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab was on. I watch a few minutes of the program and then it dawned on me....im sooo envious of these b-list celebrities with serious drug problems. I know your probably thinking I a completely and utter nut case ( and ur right i probably am), but there is something to envy about these uniquely infamous quasi-celebs... and its not the drug induced comas....its their 12-step programs. Think about it...life would be sooo much easier if there was a simple 12-step program to follow for everything; specifically for getting to know someone new. So I ask you world, what are the best ways to get to know someone? What are you're 12-steps...and once you go through them whats next?